Soul
Speciesv.2.0
A clinical catalog of human dysfunction. Because putting yourself in a box is easier than actually fixing your personality.
The Orderly Obsessives
CTRL
The micro-managing architect of their own misery. If it's not in the spreadsheet, it doesn't exist.
BOSS
Main character syndrome personified. Their way or the highway (which they probably also own).
GOGO
Perpetual motion machine. Rest is for the weak.
OH-NO
The perfectionist's nightmare. Never good enough.
The Emotional Black Holes
MUM
Everyone's mom, except their own.
LOVE-R
Love-brained. Every relationship is destiny.
SOLO
The lone wolf. Socializing is draining, solitude is recharging.
IMFW
Who am I? Good question.
The Social Glitches
JOKE-R
Masks pain with jokes. If they stop laughing, they might start feeling.
SEXY
Convinced that looks are a valid substitute for a functional personality.
FAKE
Wearing a mask 24/7. The real self? What's that?
THAN-K
Grateful for everything. Even the bad stuff. Especially the bad stuff.
The Nihilistic Zen Master
SHIT
Everything is shit. Including this description.
MONK
Finding peace in chaos. Or just gave up.
DEAD
Emotionally dead. But at least it doesn't hurt.
OJBK
Everything's fine. Really. Don't worry.
The Financial Fails
POOR
Financially challenged. Or just broke.
ATM-er
Walking ATM. Everyone's bank.
Dior-s
Professional failure. But at least with style.
The Pure Chaos
MALO
Pure malice. But honest about it.
FUCK
Don't care. Really don't care.
IMSB
I'm so dumb. But at least aware.
ZZZZ
Always sleeping. Or wanting to sleep.
WOC!
Always surprised. Life is a series of 'wow'.
DRUNK
Party animal. Alcohol is social lubricant.
THIN-K
Overthinking. Under-acting.
HHHH
Silly happy. Life is simple, why complicate it?