SBTI Personality Introduction--Minion(MALO)

Life is a dungeon, and I'm just a minion.

Friend, you're not 'young at heart'—you simply never evolved. Your soul is still stuck in that happy era of swinging from trees and eyes lighting up at the sight of bananas. When human ancestors decided to come down from trees, learn to walk upright, and wear suits and ties, the ancestors of Minion personality watched them from a nearby tree, scratched their butts, and made a disdainful 'squeak.' They saw through everything: so-called 'civilization' is just the most boring, least fun pay-to-play game. Rules can occasionally be broken, ceilings are for hanging upside down, conference rooms are for performing backflips. MALO itself is a whimsical idea that fell out of a giant brain hole and forgot to close the door.